Heartbreak, Laguna Beach-style!

Two weeks after its season ended, we're still missing "Laguna Beach," and its painstaking fabrication of teen drama. Take this scene between L.C. and Jason: At first, you might think there's very little happening, but then that pop ballad kicks in and ... Oh my god! Her heart must go on! We hereby bestow the first of many Foggy Hand Awards on MTV's teen reality hit, for excellence in melodramatic editing.