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On Jan. 7, Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson did something unexpected at the Microsoft antitrust trial over which he is presiding: He read into the record
several humorous computer error messages -- messages written as haiku poems.
What Judge Jackson did not know was that these much-forwarded gems
originated here, as responses to a Salon 21st Challenge last year.
Judge Jackson said his favorite one was Francis Heaney's submission:
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Think how much time and paper could be saved if legal briefs were limited to
17 syllables! With a haiku-friendly judge on the bench, now is the time to get
started.
Readers are challenged to submit up to three haiku-form legal arguments
pertaining to the Microsoft antitrust trial. The haiku is a three-line poem in the
5-7-5 form (first line five syllables, second line seven, third line five). Below each
poem, you may sign the brief, specifying whether you are writing on behalf of
the government, Microsoft or are a friend of the court.
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Send your submissions via e-mail only to salon21st@salonmagazine.com.
Please include your full name and an accurate e-mail address so we can
contact you if you're a winner. By submitting your entry you give Salon
permission to publish it. Deadline for entries is Feb. 8, 1999.
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The winning response this round will receive a copy of Salon technology
correspondent Andrew Leonard's book, "Bots: the Origin of New Species."
In two weeks we'll publish a winner and some selected entries -- then
start over a couple weeks after that with a whole new challenge. Charlie Varon is a humorist and playwright. His works
include "Ralph Nader Is Missing" and "Rush Limbaugh in Night School." Jim
Rosenau is a writer, editor and software designer in Berkeley, Calif. Jim
and Charlie are also co-founders of the citizen group Californians for
Earthquake Prevention and partners in Mockingbird Productions, which
offers a full line of comic services.
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