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Nude Olympics
- - - - - - - - - - - - April 14, 1999 | I was 19 years old, a sophomore at Princeton, and the occasion was a now-infamous campus ritual called the Nude Olympics. It takes place every year,
at midnight on the day of the winter's first snowfall. Hundreds of naked
sophomores run in circles around one of Princeton's most hallowed
courtyards. They whoop and scream, leap and cartwheel through snowdrifts,
then take off in a streak across campus. Some rush the library. The boldest
head for town, blazing nude through restaurants. The first Nude Olympics took place sometime in the early '70s, though
its initiators seem to have been too wasted to remember exactly why; certainly
the tradition was in full swing by 1976, when brazen Olympians ended their run with a
splash in Dillon pool, interrupting a championship swim meet. In their infant
years, the Olympics used to feature organized events -- naked wheelbarrow
races, three-legged relays -- but gradually things simplified. These days,
when the games begin, the nude mostly just run like hell. When Nude Olympians began their laps my freshman year, I was sound asleep in
my dorm, cuddled under the weight of a "French in Action" textbook. When I
awoke, it was with a jolt: a big-gutted sophomore named Ciro had decided to
run bare-assed sprints down my hallway, and his footfalls created a near
earthquake. Drawn to the window by the sounds of rabid howling, I squinted
out in time to see a few figures bounding through the shadows, naked but for
hats and boots and headed who knows where. I drifted back to sleep wondering
what brand of madness had gripped these people, and whether, when
next year's first snow fell, I might be gripped by it too. I doubted it. As exhibitionists go, I was an unlikely candidate. I was the
prototypical good girl, the sort friends always want their parents to
meet but do not call when planning recklessness. While my peers raged at
parties, drinking and flirting and dancing in two inches of beer, I might
be burrowed in the library, learning the rules of supply and demand or
pondering a Micronesian ethnography. And if I had ever been naked in front
of another human being in my adult life, it was completely by accident. My
curves and planes were still my secrets, closely guarded. And yet I was growing tired of listening to friends swap stories of wild
nights and fearsome self-dares. Somewhere deep within my controlled self,
curiosity bloomed: I wondered how it felt to revel in the act of being
stupid.
The notion that I might run in the Nude Olympics, that I might be able to
override all instincts and romp naked before hundreds of friends and
strangers, seemed more than a lapse in propriety -- it seemed a perfect
inversion of my character. And so I found myself, just minutes before the witching hour on a snowy
night in February, packed in a roomful of humid bodies and battling panic
even as I tugged off my own clothes. I folded them, as if neatness somehow
matters when you're standing naked on the verge of the unimaginable, and
double-knotted my shoelaces. The roar of my blood matched the roar of the
frenzied crowd awaiting us. Softly, I began my mantra -- ohmigod ohmigod
ohmigod -- and willed myself to go numb. From somewhere remote the Olympic theme blared -- a nice touch, was my last
hysterical thought -- and we all pressed for the doorway. The first blast of
cold air hit me with a rush. All I could do was run.
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