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The sexual symbolism of Ted Kaczynski's crimes








Dear Camille:

Do you think Unabomber suspect Ted Kaczynski is a product of '60s culture/liberal permissiveness, as some on the right suggest (like one of his victims, David Gelertner)? Or is he just your garden-variety lunatic?

Trapped in the ivory tower



Dear Trapped:

Of all the false charges against the 1960s, this has to be one of the most absurd. Ted Kaczynski, the loathsome coward who recently tried to hang himself with his underwear in prison and who should have been given cyanide pills to help him along, is clearly a clumsy, pathetic loner who has more in common with Anthony Perkins in "Psycho" (1960) than with Peter Fonda in "Easy Rider" (1969).

Kaczynski as wilted, sociopathic wallflower seems to have sprung from a hothouse immigrant-family cubicle ruled by dictatorial parents who were the real objects of his infantile wrath. Of course, smothering, push-pull, piano-lesson-obsessed Polish matriarchs of that kind can also produce a Liberace, so we have to allow for DNA glitches.

Fleeing from glommy Mommy and cringing from remote, superpotent Dad (the machine-master male targeted again and again as his victims), Kaczynski feared women, avoided men and had no sex life apart from his autoerotic play with his own itty-bitty woodies -- the intricately carved and planed wooden components that were the signature of his bombs.

His primitive cabin wasn't Thoreau's Zen station but Freud's self-befouling, still-in-diapers toilet. He was a tedious plagiarist -- getting his anti-tech vandalism from Charlton Heston's "The Omega Man" (1971) and his bomb themes from the trust-fund-baby Weathermen, who managed to blow themselves up next to Dustin Hoffman's Manhattan townhouse. (When only a pinky finger was left from the latter escapade, the Jefferson Starship penned a paean to its debutante owner -- "Diana.")

Please notice, yet again, the truth of the Paglia principle as enunciated in "Sexual Personae": "There is no female Mozart, because there is no female Jack the Ripper." My theory is that artistic genius and extreme criminality are forms of deranged abstraction that primarily affect the male brain. Where are the female Kaczynskis? Women have more sensible ways to express their frustrations -- like stuffing themselves with fudge-ripple ice cream and cinnamon buns.

All serial crime, in my opinion, contains a secret sexual symbolism. Kaczynski is just a pretentious, fuzzy-wuzzy, soured-academic version of Son of Sam, that clammy nerd who ambushed dating couples. We've seen these losers come and go -- from pudgy, dough-faced, myopic Mark David Chapman and John Hinckley, with their gaga killer crushes on pop stars, to gawky Timothy McVeigh, with his 12-year-old mind and preschool Big Truck complex. When the corrupt Northeastern media stops putting these toads on magazine covers, maybe we can get the glory out of scumbag crime.

Listen, fanatics were murdering archdukes, massacring nuns and burning down the Temple of Ephesus long before the 1960s -- a decade whose monumental cultural and political achievements far outweigh its horrors.

Dear Camille:

Quentin Tarantino is one white boy who knows how to say "nigger, nigger, nigger" and get away with it. I am black, and I've not been offended with his films. Is it a sign of one's cultural maturity when one can move easily in and out of different ethnic environments and situations without offense?

Galen Brooks

Dear Galen Brooks:

I'm very interested in your defense of Quentin Tarantino, who has been attacked by director Spike Lee for over-reliance on what Oprah calls the "N-word." When my significant other, Alison Maddex, and I recently saw Tarantino's latest film, "Jackie Brown," we disagreed on this very issue. Alison, who was born and lived for many years in Washington, D.C., with its overwhelmingly black population, found Tarantino's use of the word realistic, appropriate and amusing. In a rare spurt of political correctness, I was jarred by it and felt its use excessive.

I'm sympathetic to your eloquent invocation of "cultural maturity" in these matters, since the same controversies rage in the Italian-American community over the entertainment industry's constant linking of Italians with the Mafia. (See my interview with Mario Puzo, author of "The Godfather," in the May 8, 1997, New York Times.) My parents' generation, interested in assimilation, deeply resented such things, whereas I rather like the idea that my many enemies can rightly fear being kneecapped! On the other hand, I despise grotesque ethnic lampoons like "Prizzi's Honor" (1985) -- which couldn't be made, for example, about Jews. Certain oxes will never be gored in Hollywood.

I think Quentin Tarantino is a major talent, and I was very honored to have been asked by the New York Film Critics Circle to present him with the award for best screenplay for "Pulp Fiction" in 1995. However, I must admit disappointment with "Jackie Brown," which was edited with excruciating badness. For two and a half hours of my precious time, I expect "Ben-Hur."

While we all keep our fingers crossed that he will not follow the downward trajectory of another pioneering enfant terrible, Orson Welles, Tarantino has to be hailed as an actor's director. It's wonderful to see action star Pam Grier again -- but she had a lot more verve and coruscating charisma talking to Star Jones recently on ABC's "The View" than Tarantino ever let her show in the film. And speaking of racial stereotypes, why does Samuel L. Jackson (whom I never get tired of watching) always have to play mad-dog assassins?

Tarantino's rediscovery of Robert Forster, however, is a real coup. All you young 'uns out there should know that, when I was in college, Forster made a sensation among the Warholites of the world with his portrayal of a smolderingly glamorous soldier as the homoerotic object of Marlon Brando's attention in John Huston's "Reflections in a Golden Eye" (1967) -- yet another of those cult films where Elizabeth Taylor storms around like hell on wheels. Forster will go down in history for his starring role as an amoral TV cameraman in Haskell Wexler's "Medium Cool" (1969), a prophetic dissection of America's tabloid soul. And he was just as memorable as a prowling partygoer in decadent Alexandria in George Cukor's "Justine" (1969) as he was as an Arab terrorist hijacking an airliner in "The Delta Force" (1986).

I was thrilled when Forster wrote me a fan letter from Los Angeles in the early 1990s: We had several interesting phone conversations about Hollywood, politics, feminism and free speech. He's a fascinating, independent-minded man, so it's no surprise that Tarantino, another superenergetic maverick, was drawn to him.

Dear Camille:

Comment if you will upon The Cheerleader: Her Role and Symbolism. What exactly is her function? What do the pompoms mean?

It used to be that the prima ballerinas of France were the mistresses of the princes. Is this analogous to the modern-day commercial sports world?

Bewildered Bulls Fan

Dear Bewildered:

Over the course of this century, college football pep squads, which used to be male, gradually gave way to the perky, peppy and now quasi-pornographic female cheerleader. In my youth, the blond cheerleader occupied the glittering apex of the high-school social pyramid. It seemed that feminism might sweep her away, but no, she went professional in a big way with the Dallas Cowboys at their 1970s, Roger Staubach-era height. In the vampy, post-Madonna 1990s, only retrograde Dworkinite prudes could fail to see that the cheerleader's sassy physicality is itself a product of modern women's liberation.

In Paglia terms, the boob-shimmying, tail-wagging, crotch-baring cheerleader doing her jumps and splits is a prime example of what I call pagan exhibitionism, a sacred, life-affirming, sensual principle that Judeo-Christianity has never been able to bury. Her vibrating, multicolored pompoms are the spring flowers of the goddess, breeze-blown promises of eternal fertility (see Botticelli's "Primavera"). Like manic dandelions, they tickle and they flail, whipping up the masses into Dionysian enthousiasmos, a frenzied state of can-do ecstasy that ignites the team to victory.

Prima ballerinas are hard to come by in this get-down strip-club decade, so yes, the cheerleader is our glorious, half-wholesome, half-carnal, homegrown nymph. Long may she live and thrive!



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