BY HANK HYENA the most annoying thing about an open marriage is that you occasionally have to mingle with your wife's boyfriend. “rick the Dick" is in town for two days. He's an international businessman, engaged to Betty, a friend of my wife. Betty doesn't know that her hubby-to-be is cuddling my wife, so ignorant Betty decides it would be charming if the four of us had dinner. i saw the movie "Secrets and Lies" recently, so my plan is to get drunk and reveal everything, during dessert. my wife and I arrive late at the restaurant, after some squabbling. Rick the Dick smiles at us. He looks just like JFK Jr. He's so handsome I want to kiss him myself.