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Distraught Clinton supporter asks:
Should I support Paula Jones?


dear Camille:
This is a weird time for me — I'm a Clinton supporter and I also think sexual harassment is a big problem for women in the workplace. So I'm wondering: Should feminists rally to the cause of Paula Jones?
Signed,
Politically confused

Dear confused:
I am relishing the herky-jerky, burrs-under-the-backside discomfiture of the feminist establishment, which couldn't deal with Paula Jones when she popped up in 1994 and is now desperately back-pedaling, flip-flopping and waffling — as grotesque a sight as ever raised the ghost of Susan B. Anthony!

On "The Larry King Show" in May 1994, I was the only leading feminist to support Paula Jones' claim and declare that her charges are far more serious than Anita Hill's against Clarence Thomas. (A transcript is in my book, "Vamps & Tramps.") I was appearing with Eleanor Smeal, that philistine former czarina of NOW, who was on "Crossfire" a few weeks ago, glumly debating the same issue and trying to cover up her former scorn for Paula Jones.

It's great that the mainstream press has finally gotten around to giving Paula Jones her due. But it's scandalous that the nudge had to come from American Lawyer, a trade journal. In 1994 David Brinkley grandly proclaimed it inconceivable that any educated man would behave as Paula Jones alleged Clinton did — that is, drop his pants and demand oral sex from a stranger. (I hooted, "Doesn't Brinkley know any gay guys?")

All feminists who sincerely support sexual harassment guidelines should indeed defend Paula Jones, since Bill Clinton's alleged behavior broke every rule. She was on the job at the time, and he was her ultimate boss; he illegally used state troopers for a private escapade; and he began his approach by coercively mentioning a friendship with her immediate boss. Feminist leaders would have tarred and feathered any Republican who carried on like this. As a Clinton Democrat, I think that feminism has injured itself by its shameless partisanship — its incestuous overinvolvement with corrupt Democratic party politics.

Dear Camille:
Do you agree with those who say it's too easy to get a divorce? Should splitting up your family be made legally harder to do?
Signed,
The Marrying Kind

Dear Marrying:
That divorce is now being discussed in terms of its effect on children rather than in terms of adult rights demonstrates how the liberal feminist stranglehold on gender issues has been broken in the 1990s. Throughout my childhood up to graduation from high school in 1964, I knew only one student whose parents were divorced. It was whispered about in the schoolyard in sixth grade, as if the very pretty but clearly melancholy girl were carrying a dread disease.

The high divorce rate in the U.S. — a direct result of my generation of women rightly demanding independence and self-actualization — has been disastrous for children. As a teacher for 26 years, I have seen the results in my students. My generation had more self-confidence, coming from the security of our upbringing — which we denounced as stifling and conformist. All these broken homes today, combined with the transience, impersonality, and commercialism of American society, have stunted the emotional development of the young. As a consequence, the arts may suffer (as portended by the quick decline of grunge rock).

But what can be done about this? As a libertarian, I oppose any attempt by the government to control private behavior. Marriages ought to be formed or dissolved according to personal desire or whim. But much more attention needs to be paid to public education and cultural enrichment in America, which can partly restore what has been lost in the perhaps irreversible breakdown of the family.

Dear Camille:
Don't ask me why, but lately I've been pondering the success of Roseanne, Madeleine Albright and Rosie O'Donnell and it's got me thinking: Do you have to be big and a bitch to succeed nowadays?
Signed,
Slim and sweet

Dear Slim:
Even though she's thinner these days, Roseanne has made a huge contribution to popular culture in terms of female body image, where thin tends to be in. But why did Roseanne have to thin out her nose, along with the rest of her? It's WASP gentrification of the worst kind. Cher destroyed her fabulous profile in the same way, and now it's Courtney Love who's veered toward the Connie Sellecca ski-jump look. When will people learn from Barbra Streisand, the classic Nose of Power?

I'm absolutely delighted with Madeleine Albright's confirmation as Secretary of State. It brings American women one step closer to winning the White House. I like Albright's tough, pugnacious style, born of harsh experience in Eastern Europe. She's not one of these sentimental, yuppie feminists with their drippy "self-esteem" fetishes.

Albright's broad face and zaftig physique give her moxie in closeups on TV. But she seemed awfully small next to The Men on the podium at Clinton's presentation briefing. This is a real problem for future women leaders. Tall, athletic women like Christine Todd Whitman exude natural authority because of their size and bearing. The commander-in-chief has to be able to command the respect of the armed forces.

As for Rosie O'Donnell, I'm so sick of the brainless overpraise of her shrill show. She's oafishly unfunny and phony to boot. I liked her as a newcomer stand-up comedian, but her humor's become adolescent and predictable. And that forced Long Island accent that she no longer has in real life — ugh!

Media critics servilely accepted O'Donnell's comparison of herself to Mike Douglas and Merv Griffin. These were wonderful hosts who created a cordial, relaxed ambience for the guests and audience. They never intruded with O'Donnell's neurotic, frenetic artificiality.

And don't get me started on O'Donnell's ostentatious parading of her passion for Tom Cruise — a diversionary strategy, if the tabloids are to be believed about her real private life. If the latter is true, O'Donnell may be the biggest pop hypocrite since — well, Lily Tomlin, Jodie Foster and that self-neutered worrywart, Ellen de Generes.

Dear Camille:
I know it's a big deal in Hawaii and inside the Beltway, but am I missing something here? Why the hell should gays want to marry?
Signed,
Solo homo

Dear Solo:
As a high-school student, I was very inspired by Simone de Beauvoir's refusal to marry her lover, Jean-Paul Sartre, a radical gesture in conservative Catholic France, where women couldn't vote until after World War II. Members of my '60s generation rebelled against organized religion by living together outside marriage. Hence I understand the thinking of some gays who feel that demanding marriage rights is simply capitulating to bourgeois convention. But heterosexual marriage brings privileges not available to gay couples. For example, I resent the fact that at my university I am paying for the health benefits of huge numbers of spouses and children of other faculty members, while the same benefits are denied to my significant other, Alison Maddex.

In the present gay leadership vacuum (you know something's wrong when a bland, scrub-faced walk-in like Candace Gingrich ends up as a major gay spokesman), the gay legal organizations have badly mishandled the public relations end of this campaign. Historically, marriage was intended for the protection and provision of women and children. After the industrial revolution, when women could leave home to get jobs, marriage lost that function. Because of the sacred meaning of marriage in all major religions, it would have been better to avoid the hot-button term "marriage" and simply argue for equality of gay partnerships before the law. Furthermore, too many gay complaints are without merit, since inheritance of property or hospital visits and medical decision-making can be settled in advance through wills.

If gay marriages are legalized anywhere in the U.S., Alison and I will travel there and have such a ceremony. However, it's time that more intellectually sophisticated groups like the ACLU (to which I belong) take over the gay marriage campaign.

Napoleon began the process of detaching marriage from religion when he created civil marriages in France. We Americans should complete that process by stripping from government every vestige of its implicit endorsement of Judeo-Christian concepts and forms.

My position is extreme. I see no justification for the government's banning of polygamy either — a practice of the Hebrew patriarchs found in many world cultures. The Mormons tried to revive polygamy in the 19th century, until they were unjustly persecuted by the government.

None of the official gay spokesmen has been able to deal with the issues of polygamy and incest that conservative opponents of gay marriage keep raising. As usual, we need less p.c. ideology and more historical research and searching self-analysis.


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