Carolyn Capps
SECOND RUNNER UP: WINNER OF A $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE FROM BORDERS BOOKS & MUSIC

After coming home early from a business trip only to find her roommate and her boyfriend entangled in a fit of lust, Carolyn Capps had enough in "So I slept with your boyfriend. Just get over it." But what really drove Capps over the edge was her roommate's explanation of the affair: She was avenging all Japanese men -- and Capps' boyfriend happened to be of Japanese descent -- so the affair was not to be taken personally. It's not, like, she meant to hurt Capps or anything.
SALON | March 9, 1998

Drama Queen for a Day + Mardou Fox + Lizzie Tompkins + Carolyn Capps