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Boycott Rosie, not the tabloids


Dear Camille:

I am surprised that you take sides against the paparazzi in the Diana tragedy. The self-righteous ramblings of highly paid TV news commentators about paparazzi sleaze are an attempt to preserve their own elite status. They exploit this tragedy to draw a bright line between themselves and the guys taking photos on the front line. However, since they profit from the same photos, their disgust is hypocritical.

Also, Diana herself courted the paparazzi, thus it was childish of her to complain when they were around at a time she didn't think convenient. By putting herself in the care of incompetents (as a mother, she had an obligation to know better), Diana herself carries far more blame for the crash than the paparazzi do.

Finally, I am totally disgusted with the movie stars who use this tragedy to whine publicly about the paparazzi hounding them. (There is even a rumor that three "mega stars" are hiring investigators to hound paparazzi and tabloid editors as some childish mode of revenge.)

The paparazzi are good examples of can-do men leading the charge, doing their job, aggressively making a living to support themselves and their families. You usually champion guys like this. They are blamed, unfairly, by selfish whiners who want to have their cake and eat it too.

Unimpressed by Di

P.S. Did you see Fran Drescher on "Larry King"? A shiksa wannabe, having wrung every last ounce of ethnicity from her looks, she shouted that Americans should boycott tabloids so the likes of her can live in peace. She then had the gall to compare her proposed national boycott to populist movements concerning labor unions and civil rights. This is heartless exploitation of an untimely death, much more so than snapping photographs at the scene of an accident (which happens every day, even when it's Joe Blow in a mangled car wreck).

Dear Unimpressed:

I completely agree with your indictment of the hoity-toity TV superstars looking down their noses at "paparazzi sleaze." I vigorously support the tabloid press as the authentic voice of mass culture, even preceding the 1890s circulation wars between William Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer. Half-fictionalized as they are, the tabloids, with their twin themes of sex and violence, tell the lurid pagan truth about life.

I began reading Confidential magazine, a notorious Hollywood scandal sheet, when I was an adolescent and have steadily monitored the tabloids into the present era of the National Enquirer and the Star, the most substantive of the current grocery check-out rags. (Please note that American tabloids are weeklies, while the London ones are dailies, intensifying the cutthroat competition and sensationalism.) Though I certainly sympathized with Carol Burnett in her precedent-setting, successful libel suit against the Enquirer, I have relied on the tabloids to give early warning of sensitive information -- like Rock Hudson's affliction with AIDS, which the tabloids were reporting a full year before anyone else.

With their colorful candid shots of chic or tacky celebrity fashions and their charting of the stars' love affairs and professional projects, the tabloids are consistently entertaining and instructive. By publishing untold reams of beautiful photos of the Princess of Wales, they played a major role in making her a world phenomenon. It was the tabloids alone who brought Nicole Brown Simpson back as a real personality, who gave her new life as a charismatic presence through the sometimes risque snapshots of her lounging in bikinis or sparkling at A-list parties. The sober mainstream press, with its pious, tongue-clucking political correctness, reduced Nicole to a noble or pathetic victim, a cipher -- but the tabloids, by showing her sexual power, helped illuminate the turbulent obsessions and power games that escalated into her brutal murder.

When Rosie O'Donnell (whom I liked as a stand-up comedian but whose work as a schmaltzy talk-show host I find brittle and fake) recently called for a one-year boycott of the tabloids by readers who want to honor Diana, I was so outraged that I immediately bought copies of both the Enquirer and Star in protest. O'Donnell was hypocritically using Diana's tragic death to grind her own axes: Omitted from her histrionic appeal was the inconvenient fact that the prior week's splashy Enquirer cover story (with just a small inset photo of Diana on her Mediterranean vacation) was about the motorcycle-straddling O'Donnell's alleged affairs with two lesbian lovers. Sugar-sweet, all-American Miss Rosie has a shadowy closet the size of Greenland. And folks, backstage she bites.

The profession of paparazzo is an admirable one to which I myself, in another life, would have been happy to belong. I love the idea of the hunt, of the wily game of patience, persistence, chutzpah and serendipity played by celebrity photographers. However, I also respect professionalism in every trade -- from prostitution to the presidency. The paparazzi have no right to trespass on private property, to physically crowd or obstruct a subject or to endanger lives by reckless driving. Nor do they have the right to create incidents -- as we see illustrated in Fellini's "La Dolce Vita" (1959), where the sprightly photographer Paparazzo (the namesake of today's tribe), encamped with his pals outside a luxury Roman hotel, goads a macho, drunken American actor into a predawn fistfight to catch on film.

The paparazzi who were dogging Diana and Dodi all day from their arrival at Le Bourget airport were jerks -- reportedly not just buzzing around the car at high speeds on the drive into Paris but deliberately cutting in front of it to slow it down, forcing Diana's driver to slam on the brakes. Bad driving of this kind is not just unprofessional but criminal, endangering innocent others. It's a miracle that in the tunnel chase from the Ritz later that night, no one in slower cars was killed or maimed.

I also agree with you that Diana, who was 36 and no longer a naive 19, deserves some share of the blame for what happened, since she surrendered personal responsibility for her safety to a gilded lounge lizard who spent his entire life parasitically feeding off his father's millions and cringing from bossy paternal control. (I wonder whether the sexuality of the recessive, "soft-spoken," skirt-chasing, ne'er-do-well Dodi is a bit more complex than what we've been told.)

Everything we're learning about Diana's final summer suggests a pattern of increasing desperation, of misjudgments about people and situations, of an inability to be content in herself without vertiginous oscillations between the glittering high life and showy acts (however laudable) of public charity. Diana was remarkable and fascinating but driven by obscure inner forces. That she was still emotionally overinvolved in her divorced husband's private life is suggested by her continuing efforts to upstage or counter Charles' dowdy mistress/nanny, Camilla Parker-Bowles, who was scheduled to host a major charity ball (since canceled) on Sept. 13.

The week before her death, Diana admitted to an interviewer from Le Monde that she "used photographs" to get her message across. It was to the press that she turned for help when she was stonewalled by the adulterous Charles and the dry, priggish bureaucrats of Buckingham Palace. It was really the press who kept us in love with her for years, as we watched her uncoiling from limousines or striding through hospitals and minefields. I am grateful to Diana's paparazzi for creating brilliantly dazzling iconic images of her that, taken as a whole, have given me far more aesthetic pleasure than anything produced by the boring professional art world in the last 25 years.

But Diana's relations with the press were like that of the battered wife who can never quite break from her abusive spouse. Diana was on/off, push/pull, hot/cold in her contacts with photographers. She'd rage, then melt; withdraw, then flirt. She was addicted to their attention because she was starved for love. Her neediness, which touches our hearts, long preceded her marriage to the stiff, phlegmatic Charles, whom she drove even further away (that Germanic Windsor chill!) with her tears and pleadings for affection.

The paparazzi were our pimps in one of the great romances of the century. Diana was a very strange and very gifted being whose real place was in the performing arts. Some may have revered her for her good works and others for her brave, warm, single motherhood, but the drag queens and Wildean gay aesthetes (with whom I ally myself) adored her for her mercurial fashion sense and her stunning grace and witty command of body language. Choreography was her forte. She made magic moments that lit up the camera.

Whatever combination of fatigue, hubris and ineptitude led Dodi and Diana to pointlessly try to evade their pursuers by dispatching a lame decoy and then racing through the city streets without buckling their seat belts (idiotic), it is nevertheless loathsome that the paparazzi circled like jackals while the mortally wounded Diana was being tended in the car for the hour it took to extract her.

I accept that this ghoulish voyeurism is the nature of the beast: See Haskell Wexler's haunting 1969 film, "Medium Cool" (a semi-documentary saga of the riot-torn 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago that begins with a passing news team coolly photographing a lonely crashed auto containing a moaning, injured, sexy girl). But I'd still like to bash this particular pack of Parisian paparazzi over the head. Diana, who had given so much to the world, deserved more dignity at the end than that.

I agree with you again about the unseemly intrusion by posturing pop stars into these shocking events -- from Tom Cruise's sputtering phone call to CNN, while we were still waiting for news of Diana's condition, to Madonna's sanctimonious sermon about the media at the MTV Awards ("We're all one" and must stop our "negative behavior" -- this from the woman who pushed S&M scenarios in "Sex," posed naked hitchhiking in Miami and exposed herself in a girdle at Cannes) to Fran Drescher's florid appearance on "Larry King." I like Drescher for her raucous, old-style ethnicity, but I did think she came off a bit parochial and self-absorbed when our thoughts were with Diana in France and her sons in Scotland. I know what got Drescher's dander up, however, since I had originally seen the published tabloid telephoto pictures spying on her in a short bathrobe as she sassily bid an early-morning doorway adieu to a nebbishy boy toy during her highly publicized separation from her husband.

Photojournalism is central to our time, and it has had gifted practitioners -- like Life's Margaret Bourke-White, one of those sterling dames of the cosmopolitan 1930s whom I consider the best kind of feminist. Because I have gotten so much gratification from poring over news photos, I have personally tried to cooperate fully with photographers either at public events or scheduled magazine shoots (for which I sometimes devised tableaux featuring costumes or weapons).

Nevertheless, I was totally unprepared for my clash with an aggressive freelance paparazzo after a 1992 feminist conference at Princeton University. Without going into detail about the whole fracas (there was a lot of pushing and shoving), let me just say that until you have had a blinding, high-wattage professional flash go off in your eyes from a camera thrust directly at your face, you can't imagine the rage that celebrities a thousand times better known than me must feel at the constant torture attending their every public move.

While the press must be kept free in a democracy, I favor the idea of guaranteeing all citizens a cushion of safe space (at least three feet on every side) into which no one should be able to intrude. Furthermore, stalking laws need to be strengthened, so that fanatics following their idols cannot hide behind press protections. Even with these reforms, however, major stars are not likely to get much relief from the blazing eye of the modern media sun.




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