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"But I have a confirmed seat, in first class!"

"All seats are released 10 minutes before departure, and all seats have now been assigned. Please go to the end of the line."

"But I'm in first class."

The agent scowled at me as if dealing with a stupid child. "It's too late. You have lost your seat. Go to the end of the line."

I was stunned. My watch read 6:55. I'd lost my seat. Blood dripped to the floor. My hand was sticky; the tissue was shredded, sopping. I shambled to the end of the line, numb.

Five minutes later the agent announced that the flight had been closed, and anyone holding tickets for this flight could catch the next one in two hours. Two hours meant I would arrive in Minneapolis after the game was over. There'd be baseball, but there wouldn't be any for me.

I don't remember ever being so depressed. I wandered away from the line, closer to the gate, as if by doing so I might somehow find a way aboard the plane. I stood there, one hand on my bleeding face, the other holding my ticket and upgrade limply at my side, feeling a gnawing emptiness as the reality sank in: I would miss the game.

I was standing to the left of the check-in desk. The ramp to the plane was to my left. I was staring at it like a man in an emergency room watching a silent TV while waiting to be sewn back together, when a gate agent strode off the ramp toward me and announced, "I have one more seat. Who wants it?"

"I do!" I shouted and almost tackled her. By sheer luck I was closer to her than any other would-be passenger and no one was going to get that seat ahead of me. She grabbed my ticket and hurried up the ramp with me in tow, handing me a boarding pass on the fly and returning my upgrade.

"The seat's near the back," she said as I followed her on board, and I shuffled down the aisle feeling the other passengers looking at me in barely suppressed alarm because of my bloody face. Each one seemed to breathe a sigh of relief as I passed, knowing I wouldn't be sitting anywhere near them. I went all the way to the rear without finding the seat, and I just stood there, waiting to be rescued. No way would they get me off this plane.

"What are you doing?" an attendant asked.

"I have a seat, but I don't know where."

The attendant who'd brought me aboard returned and beckoned me forward. A few rows up there was a middle seat and she held my bags while I crammed in, then helped stow them.

I leaned back in my seat trying to catch my breath. I'd never felt so wrung out. The tissue in my hand was reduced to powder and the blood still seeped from my lip. It took an hour in the air for me to gather the strength to go clean myself up, and when I witnessed the spectacle of my face in the mirror, I cringed. I looked as though I could have climbed aboard the plane after three weeks of sleeping on the street.

But I made it to Minneapolis. My good friend Louie was waiting for me at the gate and hustled me to his car. I threw my bags in the trunk after dragging out my sweats and changed clothes as we drove. Game time was in 30 minutes and we had about a 20-minute drive to the field.

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