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Estranged on a train | page 1, 2
"A bientôt," I corrected and limped into my compartment. The compartment held six beds -- bunks, really, with leather pads and blankets and a mysterious piece of thin white linen, open at one end and sealed like a tube at the other, with a long sleeve or tongue about a foot wide extending from the slit-like opening. At first I thought it was some sort of disposable night robe, in which case it would have to have been the night robe of someone with no arms and one leg, and that leg without a foot. In fact this was my bed sheet -- a cross between a sleeping bag and a combination top-and-bottom fitted sheet, except that it didn't seem to fit either the bed or me. Having spent the greater part of 15 minutes trying to manipulate the thing into some useful configuration, I discovered two things: One, that I'd left the air-conditioning on, so the compartment was now freezing and two, that my blanket was somewhere down there on the floor. Undoing all my manipulations I climbed down from the bunk, returned with blanket in hand and started the process all over again, only to find this time around that I'd left the light on, and that the switch was over my head on the other side of the compartment. This pattern repeated itself with minor variations two or three times more, until I was literally hopping crazed in my one-legged white potato sack of an SNCF ("With SNCF anything is possible") bed sheet, sweating from my efforts in spite of the air-conditioning, which somehow froze my sweat without keeping me cool. At last I heaved away the blue SNCF blanket and lay there, in my undershorts, staring at the bottom of the bunk overhead, wondering: Where was Michelle? Was she coming or wasn't she? Should I take my Valium, or shouldn't I? She had said she was coming, and she seemed so straightforward and ... sincere! Was it conceivable that, on a French night train with no one else aboard other than me and this beautiful French woman, whose favorite book was "Sexus" and who'd read Nelson Algren and who had casually agreed to sleep with (or at least in the same compartment as) me -- was it possible, was it indeed probable, that she wasn't coming? That she had, in fact, stood me up? With SNCF anything is possible. And so, having once again climbed down from my meticulously orchestrated bunk, and climbed into my wrinkled clothes, and patted down my matted curls, and double-checked my zipper, and rubbed the sleep from my face, I slid open the compartment door, and poked my head out into the windy aisle and ... and ... Michelle wasn't there. She had gone to sleep, in her own, empty compartment next to mine. We'd been strangers on a train, and now -- before we'd even gotten to "know" each other a little -- we were estranged strangers. Eva Marie Saint she wasn't; Cary Grant I wasn't. It was 3 in the morning. I still hadn't taken my Valium. To complicate matters Michelle had absconded with my water bottle, meaning I'd have to dry-swallow the pills, which I did. Two of them. The second pill lodged in my throat, adding its bitter taste to that of unrequited sleeping-compartment lust. It was clear now that the only other ride I'd be taking on this train, besides the one I'd bought a French Rail Pass for, would be the Valium Express, due to depart in approximately 10 minutes. Knowing this, I hurried back into my alternatingly freezing/sweltering compartment, out of my sultry clothes, back onto my Hershey-bar mattress and into my "unisheet," where I lay motionless listening to the gentle thunk-whunk, thunk-whunk of SNCF rails slipping by underneath me, thunk-whunk, thunk-whunk ... sweeping away with them earth, trees, farms, homes, villages, cities -- whole slumbering ways of life -- desires, daydreams, memories, regrets (thunk-whunk, thunk-whunk) ambitions, emotions, fantasies, lusts (thunk-whunk), intellect, judgment, libido (thunk-whunk, thunk-whunk, thunk-whunk) ... I entered that netherworld where dreams cloud consciousness like milk poured into black coffee, and all was fine with the world, wherever it was. Meanwhile oxen in teams pulled a medieval cart along an ancient thoroughfare, past columns (Doric, Ionic, Corinthian) falling and splitting as henna-haired women in scant dress and chained by the ankles popped dates and other delicacies into my mouth. Though it fell and I was its slave, the Holy Roman Empire was mine at last. Sleep is good; sleep is kind: Next to gravity one of the most useful things on the planet. Bless you, dear sweet Prince Valium, my lord, my liege ... Then the compartment door opened. Michelle. She'd come after all! With SNCF, it is said, anything is possible. But not on 20 milligrams of Valium.
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